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Welcome to my digital hoard.
I used to hoard ideas for some imagined future where I'd have time to do them justice.
That future never arrived. So I stopped waiting and started building. This site is the result.
Projects that became obsessions. Rabbit holes worth falling into. Stories that refused to stay in my head.
You'll find literary analysis, fiction projects, hyperfixations turned into essays. Some will bore you. Some might not.
This is a collection, not a thesis. If my name were Alexander, this would be my library.
Why the name?
Part of me just loves to laugh and part of me looked around at this hyper online, hyper sexualized modern world and decided the only way to survive it was to name it something that winks back.
That is why this lives under the banner OnlyFangirling.
Because… we are only fangirling about hyperfixations (✿◕‿◕)♡
Obsessions, spirals, deep dives, the good kind of brain rot. Nothing more. Nothing less. (≧◡≦) ♡
This print is unmedicated and proud.
Now it's carrying your chaos. From me to you.
Durable 100% cotton canvas handles the load of groceries, books, laptop, gym gear, or whatever mess you're hauling—lightweight yet tough, with bright web canvas handles (choose your color pop!). Spot clean only for easy maintenance.
Key Features:
Brand: Q-Tees (Product ID: Q800)
100% cotton canvas – heavy-duty 12 oz fabric for reliable strength
Generous size: 15.5" long × 14.5" wide – roomy for daily essentials
Web canvas handles in bright colors – comfortable grip and fun accent
Imported fabric; proudly processed and printed in the U.S.A.
One size fits all – normal fit, spacious and practical
Care: Spot clean only—do NOT machine wash to preserve the print and shape.
From unmedicated real talk to chaotic good vibes, this tote carries it all with pride. Perfect gift for ADHD warriors, mental health advocates, or friends who live loud and unfiltered. Own your chaos—one bag at a time.
Brand: Q-Tees | Product ID: Q800
100% cotton canvas | Fabric weight: 12 oz
15.5” long X 14.5” wide
Spot clean only- DO NOT PLACE IN WASHING MACHINE
Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
This canvas tote bag is ideal for light carrying of groceries, magazines and your personal goodies. Web canvas handles in a variety of bright colors.
Brand: Q-Tees
100% cotton canvas | Fabric weight: 12 oz
15.5” long X 14.5” wide
Spot clean only- DO NOT PLACE IN WASHING MACHINE
Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
normal fit
ABOne Size15.47 inch13.98 inch
Yoga Birds Women's T-Shirt
This classic tee offers plenty of room and is ideal for most body types. Contoured and side seamed for a feminine fit ITEM RUNS SMALL.- Brand: Fruit of the Loom | Product ID: L3930R
- 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray is 90% cotton/10% polyester. Heather Pink, Purple, Coral & Black are 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
- Product runs small, check size chart
- Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
- Durable and reliable
- Available in a wide variety of colors
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 24.21 inch | 16.5 inch | 6.22 inch |
| M | 24.49 inch | 18.98 inch | 6.73 inch |
| L | 25.47 inch | 20.24 inch | 6.97 inch |
| XL | 25.98 inch | 21.97 inch | 6.97 inch |
| 2XL | 26.97 inch | 22.99 inch | 7.24 inch |
| 3XL | 27.99 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.48 inch |
I would not have deeds absent of choice come between us partner Unisex Oversized Organic T-Shirt
- Wide-cut oversized T-shirt for a modern look
- Generous fit for maximum comfort
- Color-matched jersey neck tape
- Double stitching on hem and sleeves
- Elastic 2x1 rib knit collar
- Satin label sewn in on the side
- Neutral size label
- Heavyweight fabric: 7.08 oz
- Material: 100% organic cotton
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.95 inch | 21.65 inch | 8.9 inch |
| M | 28.35 inch | 22.44 inch | 9.06 inch |
| L | 29.13 inch | 23.43 inch | 9.29 inch |
| XL | 29.92 inch | 24.41 inch | 9.53 inch |
| 2XL | 30.71 inch | 25.59 inch | 9.84 inch |
"Magpie Menace" Women's Oversized Organic Cropped T-Shirt
A cropped tee that channels mischievous bird energy with serious style. The graphic features a sleek, shadowy magpie—gleaming black feathers, iridescent blue-green accents, sharp beak tilted in a sly grin, maybe clutching a shiny stolen trinket or perched with a devilish glint in its eye—framed by subtle sparkle trails, scattered jewels, or faint "thief" script for that perfect blend of cute menace and chaotic charm.
The wide oversized fit with dropped shoulders creates an effortless, baggy streetwear silhouette—ideal for layering over high-waisted jeans, bike shorts, pleated skirts, or fishnets, or rocking solo with chunky sneakers and attitude. Made from 100% organic cotton, it's heavyweight for premium structure, super soft, breathable, and eco-friendly—built to last through every shiny obsession and impulsive decision.
Perfect for magpie-core lovers, chaos gremlins, collectors of pretty things (legal or otherwise), alt fashion fans, or anyone who identifies with the bird that takes what it wants and looks fabulous doing it.
Key Features:
100% organic cotton – sustainable, ultra-soft, and gentle on skin
Heavyweight 7.08 oz fabric – substantial drape and durable quality
Wide oversized fit with American shoulder cut – modern, relaxed, trendy look
Elastic 2x1 rib knit collar – holds shape wash after wash
Color-matched jersey neck tape + double-stitched hem and sleeves for longevity
Satin side label + neutral inner size label
Size Guide (approximate in inches – normal fit; size up 1–2 for extra oversized):
XS: Length 18.43 | Width 22.24 | Sleeve 7.44
S: Length 18.9 | Width 23.23 | Sleeve 7.68
M: Length 19.37 | Width 24.21 | Sleeve 7.91
L: Length 19.84 | Width 25.2 | Sleeve 8.15
XL: Length 20.43 | Width 26.38 | Sleeve 8.46
2XL: Length 21.02 | Width 27.56 | Sleeve 8.78
Steal the spotlight (and maybe a few shiny things). Sustainable, sassy, and unapologetically magpie.
Wuthering Heights Quote T-Shirt | Whatever Our Souls Are Made Of, His and Mine Are the Same | Literary Gift, Book Lover Tank tops Premium Tank Top
- 100% cotton (heather gray is 95% cotton/5% viscose. charcoal gray is 80% cotton/20% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 4.42 oz (lightweight)
- Wide range of sizes from S-3XL
- Fairly produced, certified and triple audited
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| A | B | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 24.72 inch | 15.98 inch |
| M | 25.47 inch | 16.97 inch |
| L | 25.98 inch | 17.99 inch |
| XL | 26.5 inch | 18.98 inch |
| 2XL | 27.48 inch | 19.72 inch |
| 3XL | 28.46 inch | 20.98 inch |
"Downward Cat" Oversized Organic Yoga T-Shirt
Flow into your practice (or just your day) with this oversized tee that captures the ultimate zen-meets-playful vibe. The graphic features a serene cat in perfect downward dog pose—paws planted, tail curved, eyes blissfully closed, maybe a tiny thought bubble of "namaste"—surrounded by soft lotus motifs, subtle sun rays, or gentle wave lines in calming pastels, earth tones, or minimalist black-and-white.
The generous relaxed fit drapes beautifully for unrestricted movement—ideal for yoga, pilates, stretching at home, running errands post-class, or lounging in ultimate comfort. Crafted from 100% organic cotton, it's heavyweight for a structured, premium feel, breathable, eco-friendly, and built to last through countless washes and sun salutations.
Perfect for yoga lovers, cat parents, mindfulness seekers, or anyone who wants sustainable street-to-studio style with a wink of humor.
Key Features:
100% organic cotton – soft, sustainable, and gentle on skin & planet
Heavyweight 7.08 oz fabric – substantial yet breathable, great for layering
Wide oversized fit with generous relaxed silhouette – modern, comfy, unrestricted
Elastic 2x1 rib knit collar – retains shape over time
Color-matched jersey neck tape + double-stitched hem and sleeves for durability
Satin side label + neutral inner size label
Size Guide (approximate in inches – relaxed fit; true to size or size up for extra roomy):
S: Length 27.95 | Width 21.65 | Sleeve 8.9
M: Length 28.35 | Width 22.44 | Sleeve 9.06
L: Length 29.13 | Width 23.43 | Sleeve 9.29
XL: Length 29.92 | Width 24.41 | Sleeve 9.53
2XL: Length 30.71 | Width 25.59 | Sleeve 9.84
Namaste with your inner cat—stretch, breathe, and wear what makes your practice feel lighter.
Android Unisex Oversized Organic T-Shirt
- Wide-cut oversized T-shirt for a modern look
- Generous fit for maximum comfort
- Color-matched jersey neck tape
- Double stitching on hem and sleeves
- Elastic 2x1 rib knit collar
- Satin label sewn in on the side
- Neutral size label
- Heavyweight fabric: 7.08 oz
- Material: 100% organic cotton
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.95 inch | 21.65 inch | 8.9 inch |
| M | 28.35 inch | 22.44 inch | 9.06 inch |
| L | 29.13 inch | 23.43 inch | 9.29 inch |
| XL | 29.92 inch | 24.41 inch | 9.53 inch |
| 2XL | 30.71 inch | 25.59 inch | 9.84 inch |
He is Austrian, 6'5", speaks five languages, commands a $6 billion empire, and was once photographed at the No Time to Die premiere. The analysis has been done. The verdict is in.