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Freud Joke Spiral Notebook — 'Every time you call your boyfriend "Daddy," Sigmund Freud's ghost becomes a little stronger'
A witty, purple-covered ruled spiral notebook that blends sharp humor with everyday jotting. The front features a caricature of Sigmund Freud holding a cigar alongside the cheeky line: “Every time you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost becomes a little stronger.” Inside, 118 ruled pages of smooth 90gsm paper invite notes, lists, and late-night reflections. The metal spiral binding lets pages lie flat or be removed cleanly, while an interior document pocket keeps receipts, notes, or loose sketches secure. Compact at 6 x 8 inches with sturdy 350gsm covers and a dark grey back, this notebook sits comfortably in bags and on desks, ready for study sessions, therapy notes, or playful journaling.
Product features
- 118 ruled pages (59 sheets) of 90gsm paper for smooth writing
- Metal spiral binding that lies flat and allows easy page removal
- Interior document pocket on the inside back cover for extra storage
- Sturdy 350gsm front and back covers; dark grey back cover
- Compact 6 x 8 in size — front cover print with bold purple background
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.
"Vladdy, Chill!" — Retro Portrait Ceramic Coaster
A fun, conversation-starting coaster with retro flair. The bold illustrated portrait—think classic vampire vibes with a laid-back smirk—is framed by warm yellow lettering screaming "Vladdy, Chill!" in playful, irreverent style. It’s cheeky without trying too hard, perfect for coffee tables, game nights, or whenever friends need a reminder to take it easy.
Smooth white ceramic top wipes clean in seconds (even after messy drinks), while the cork backing grips surfaces, prevents slips, and shields tables from heat and scratches. Compact, sturdy, and built for everyday use—hot mugs, cold beers, whatever.
Features:
- Premium white ceramic top – vibrant, fade-resistant print and super easy to clean
- Non-slip natural cork backing – protects furniture and stays put
- Durable for hot or cold beverages
- Round: 4.06" (10.3 cm) or square: 3.94" (10 cm) options
- Made in South Korea with ceramic and cork
Care:
- Gently wipe with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
The perfect little accent for relaxed hangs, bad jokes, and zero-pressure vibes. Vladdy says: chill, sip, repeat.
Sigmund Freud Joke Unisex Oversized Heavyweight T-Shirt
Your new casual must-have. With a unisex, oversized fit, this T-shirt is made with heavy fabric and double-needle stitched hems, giving it a high quality feel. The oversized drop shoulder fit provides a casual stylish streetwear look.- Oversized/Relaxed with slight drop shoulder streetwear fit
- Heavy-duty knitting
- Fabric weight: 7.5 oz (heavyweight)
- 100% USA Cotton (Heather gray: 90% Cotton/10% Poly & Charcoal Gray: 50% Cotton/50% Poly)
- Brand: Shaka Wear
- Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.5 inch | 17.99 inch | 7.99 inch |
| M | 30 inch | 19.02 inch | 8.27 inch |
| L | 30.51 inch | 21.5 inch | 9.25 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.5 inch | 10.51 inch |
| 2XL | 32.52 inch | 25.51 inch | 11.73 inch |
Serving Kant Portrait Compact Travel Mirror — Foldable Pocket Mirror
A slim, polished travel companion that brings a little wit and style to your pocket or clutch. This metal compact opens to dual mirrors — one standard and one slightly magnified — so quick touch-ups and close-up checks are easy no matter where your day takes you. The glossy, customizable white metal insert lets you carry a design that speaks to you: from playful illustrations to bold typography, it makes the mirror feel personal and presentable. The secure snap closure keeps everything tucked safely inside while the smooth edges slide comfortably into purses, pockets, or toiletry kits. Use it between meetings, on the go with friends, or tucked into a travel bag for weekend getaways; it’s the kind of small object that quietly makes daily routines feel a little more intentional.
Product features
- Slim metal case with smooth edges for easy portability
- Glossy white metal insert customizable with your design
- Secure snap friction closure to keep the mirror protected
- Interior dual glass mirrors: standard plus slight magnification
- Durable metal construction with polished finish
Care instructions
- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
Product features
- Vivid, bright printing for crisp artwork
- Durable white ceramic with glossy finish
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for everyday use
- Scratch-resistant surface to protect the design
- Distinctive ribbed stein shape with comfortable handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
"Serving Kant" -- Engraved Bar Necklace with Cutout Cross
A slim, engraved bar necklace with a subtle cutout cross — quiet, confident, and built to last. The horizontal bar sits close to the collarbone, engraved with your chosen name or short phrase and finished with a delicate cross silhouette at one end. It catches light without shouting, layering easily with other pieces or standing alone as a personal reminder of faith and purpose. Lightweight and low-maintenance, this necklace settles into daily wear: it moves with you from morning routines to evening gatherings and holds up to the rhythms of real life.
Product features
- 316L surgical-grade stainless steel resists fading, tarnish, and discoloration
- Hypoallergenic — gentle on sensitive skin
- Sturdy construction with strong links and durable PVD finish options
- Compact bar measures 32 mm x 5 mm with precise engraved text and cross cutout
- Designed for adult wear; sourced blank and engraved to order (5% discount applied)
Care instructions
- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
"Vladdy Chill!" Frosted Pint Glass — 16oz Beer Glass
A chilled-out 16oz pint glass with just the right amount of edge. The matte frosted finish gives it a cool, diffused glow, softening the wraparound print so the playful "Vladdy Chill!" graphic (and whatever cheeky vampire vibe comes with it) peeks through subtly as you pour your drink. It feels vintage and low-key—perfect for patio hangs, game nights, late-night stories, or lining up quirky cocktails without stealing the spotlight.
Lightweight yet sturdy, it sits comfortably in hand and keeps the focus on good company and easy laughs. Dishwasher-safe and built to last through countless refills.
Features:
- Matte frosted 16oz glass – soft, semi-translucent wraparound print
- One-sided design that reveals gently through the frost for a muted, vintage effect
- 100% glass, BPA-free – lightweight and durable
- Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
- Single size: classic 16oz pint
Care:
- Dishwasher safe
- Or hand wash with warm water and mild dish soap
Raise a glass to unwinding, bad jokes, and zero pretension. Vladdy Chill! — because even the undead need to take it easy sometimes.
Product features
- 300gsm premium paper for a substantial, card-like feel
- High-definition printing with vibrant, accurate colors
- Choice of glossy or matte finish to suit your style
- Standard size 6.9" × 4.9" (17.5cm × 12.5cm), usable portrait or landscape
- Includes a white envelope; print on both outside and inside
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
Product features
- Up to 20 hours burn time for 4oz (up to 50 hours for 9oz).
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic coconut-apricot wax and cotton wick.
- Range of layered scents: Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Cashmere Musk, Beachwood, Mango Coconut, Lavender, Vanilla Bean, Blackberry Vanilla, and Unscented.
- Reusable amber or clear glass vessel with gold lid; vessels clean and repurpose for decor.
- Made in the USA; compliant with ASTM safety standards; free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates.
Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering
Serving Kant Spiral Notebook — Philosophy Quote Journal, Lined School Notebook
A compact, handsome ruled notebook that brings a bit of cultivated wit to everyday notes. The smooth 90gsm lined pages welcome neat handwriting, study outlines, and quick sketches. A sturdy 350gsm cover shows off a bold, stately portrait against a crimson field, while the dark grey back and metal spiral give it a refined, practical feel. Inside the back cover, a slim document pocket keeps receipts, tickets, or loose notes secure. Sized to slip into a tote or satchel, this spiral notebook is made for thoughtful planners, philosophy students, and anyone who likes a touch of classical charm in their daily routine.
Product features
- 118 ruled pages on smooth 90gsm paper for comfortable writing
- Durable 350gsm front and back covers with vivid front-cover print
- Metal spiral binding for a refined look and easy page removal
- Inside-back document pocket for loose papers and receipts
- Compact 6" x 8" size, one-size fits easily into bags
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.
Product features
- Two card slots plus pockets for boarding pass and extra IDs or cash
- Cruelty-free PU faux leather construction
- RFID-blocking lining for contactless theft protection
- Vibrant, long-lasting front-cover print (note possible edge fading on darker solids)
- Compact one-size design (3.9″ × 5.8″) that fits most passports
Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth
"Serving Kant" Pattern Tea Towel —
Lightweight tea towel printed with a repeating historical portrait motif — a nod to old-world portraiture with a modern, illustrated twist. The soft, cream background keeps the pattern calm and refined while the navy and gold details in the uniform add elegant contrast. It folds neatly over a rack or hangs by the stove, adding a small, cultured accent to everyday kitchen routines. The towel feels comfortable to handle and brightens a simple shelf or breakfast corner without shouting for attention.
Product features
- Choice of fabrics: cotton twill for absorbency or polyester for stretch and durability
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Vibrant, crisp colors using sublimation (polyester) or DTG (cotton) printing
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm), one-sided print
- Lightweight and easy to store or display
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
"Serving Kant" Pattern Bookmark — Metal Bookmark
This slim aluminum bookmark slips into your pages like a quiet companion. Lightweight and sturdy, it carries a single-sided printed design in vivid color — perfect for repeating patterns or a standout motif. The rounded top and smooth edges make it comfortable to grab, while the U-shaped slot hooks gently over a page so your place stays secure without damage. It brings a little personality to reading sessions at home, in cafés, or on the commute, and feels thoughtful when shared with fellow book lovers.
Product features
- Rounded, easy-grip edges for comfortable handling
- Single-sided vibrant print on a white front surface
- Ultra-lightweight aluminum construction (≈9 g)
- U-shaped top slot secures the page without tearing
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
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