Women's Thong — "Jesus Christ Has Left the Chat"
Women's Thong — "Jesus Christ Has Left the Chat"
Lightweight thongs with a sassy, irreverent edge. A small, centered graphic reads "Jesus Christ Has Left the Chat"—cheeky, subtle from afar, and guaranteed to spark a smile (or a raised eyebrow) up close.
The slim low-rise fit features contrasting black trim and a wide elastic waistband that holds everything comfortably without digging in. Smooth polyester-spandex fabric with four-way stretch moves with you all day, while the antimicrobial treatment keeps things fresh and breathable.
Features:
- 97% polyester, 3% spandex blend – soft, durable, and super stretchy
- 4-way stretch for total freedom of movement
- Wide elastic waistband + black trim for a secure, clean look
- Medium-weight (180 g/m²) breathable, antimicrobial fabric
- Sewn-in label; assembled in the USA
Care:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean
Perfect for anyone who likes their underwear drawer to match their sense of humor—playful, comfortable, and just a little bit heretical.
Women's Thong — "Jesus Christ Has Left the Chat"
Lightweight thongs with a sassy, irreverent edge. A small, centered graphic reads "Jesus Christ Has Left the Chat"—cheeky, subtle from afar, and guaranteed to spark a smile (or a raised eyebrow) up close.
The slim low-rise fit features contrasting black trim and a wide elastic waistband that holds everything comfortably without digging in. Smooth polyester-spandex fabric with four-way stretch moves with you all day, while the antimicrobial treatment keeps things fresh and breathable.
Features:
- 97% polyester, 3% spandex blend – soft, durable, and super stretchy
- 4-way stretch for total freedom of movement
- Wide elastic waistband + black trim for a secure, clean look
- Medium-weight (180 g/m²) breathable, antimicrobial fabric
- Sewn-in label; assembled in the USA
Care:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean
Perfect for anyone who likes their underwear drawer to match their sense of humor—playful, comfortable, and just a little bit heretical.